~ Auto Buzz ~: Notes from the 2016 Cleveland Auto Show

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Notes from the 2016 Cleveland Auto Show



Here's some of what I saw last Sunday, February 28.

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My pilgrimage to the auto show this time was a little different than in years past because I was accompanied by my oldest son, who is shopping for some new (or good used) wheels. For the most part, we skipped over the high-dollar and high performance stuff and concentrated on compacts and subcompacts that are within his price range.

First major surprise: there was a full-dress Scion display, with a product rep and brochures and everything.

"We're not dead."Didn't think they'd go to the trouble, since they're phasing the brand out, but there it was.

The iM hatchback in "Electric Storm Blue" made a good first impression on us, even though I gather the buff books don't much care for it.

"If the sky can crack there must be some way back/For love and only love/Electrical storm" --U2Surprise number two was the new 2016 Prius fastback.

This is not your hippie-granola political activist neighbor's Prius.It doesn't look like a Prius, does it? It doesn't even look like a Camry. It's sleek and sporty, completely lacking in smugness, clearly aimed at a completely different buyer.

...this is the new generation of Prius.The new design's relatively low tail means that there's less room on the hatch for the traditional Prius owner's custom of virtue-signalling via politically strident bumper stickers. While it still has the trademark #2 back window on the rear fascia below the end of the roofline, it's just there to look Prius-y and has no practical value. You can only see out of it from the driver's position if the rear seats are folded down and the cargo bay is empty. Not to worry, though--even the base trim level has a backup camera.

Not a fan of the zany taillights, but otherwise it's not too bad.Inside, the dash is rather nicely laid out, there's an inductive smartphone charger on the forward end of the center console,...

Has a certain Shuttlecraft Galileo feel, doesn't it?...and there's a true ergonomic breakthrough on the steering wheel: the cruise control is a short stalk attached to the steering wheel at the 4 o'clock position, where you can easily work it with your right hand while keeping a grip on the wheel.

...and the rest of the world's automakers exclaim in unison, "Why didn't we think of that?"Is that clever or what?

I've complained before that "whole marques [are] available only in the standard-issue Great Recession-era palette of black, white, silver, and gray." Case in point: you can have your 2016 Mitsubishi in any color you want as long as it's monochrome.

Someone needs to send the design studio a case of 128-color boxes of Crayola crayons.Meanwhile, Mercedes Benz appears, from what was on display, to have discontinued every color combination except white paint with a black interior.

Visit Stepford Motors in Stepford for a test drive. Your Stepford wife will love it!In other places, there was considerably less monotony. Ford, in particular, likes to exhibit cars in bright colors.
  Screaming Baby Duck Yellow!
Orange!An interesting little detail on the Focus and Fiesta: a little sub-mirror that gives you a view of what's usually a blind spot.
"Mirror, mirror, on the Ford..."VW had a special-edition "Dune Bug" on display that managed to make beige look interesting.

"Yo, Vee-Dub!"I didn't much like the styling of the last generation Honda Civic, particularly the front end. The 2016 is a major improvement.
It's no '85 CRX, but then, few things are.There really haven't been a lot of prototypes and show cars the last few years, not like there used to be, but they seem to be making a comeback. Buick brought their swoopy Avista.
Will there be a station wagon version--the "Avista Cruiser"?Acura was showing the NSX "reboot" prototype.
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the original.Nissan had this...uh,...thing.
It's...it's ah...*unique,* I suppose.Also competing in the "comic relief" category: a Camry funny car.
"There's somethin' funny about that Camry."While I'm not looking to replace the GTI anytime soon, I did indulge in a bit of lusting over this Mini in proper British Racing Green.
Send her victorious, happy and glorious,... ...Long to reign over us--God save the Queen!A customizer that does "mobility" conversions was displaying a wheelchair-capable Kia Soul...
Gives a whole new meaning to the tagline "A whole new way to roll."..and Fiat 500.
Space efficiency, the final frontier.The Crawford museum brought some examples of early autos made in Cleveland, including this 1914 Peerless 60-Six touring car,...

Taller than some modern crossovers....a 1920 Cleveland roadster from the Cleveland Automobile Company,...
Made in Cleveland, obviously....and an old friend, the 1920 Jordan Playboy.
"Step into the Playboy when the hour grows dull with things gone dead and stale. Then start for the land of real living with the spirit of the lass who rides, lean and rangy, into the red horizon of a Wyoming twilight."The classic car gallery was otherwise given over completely to a display of cars due to be auctioned off this coming Saturday.  It was home to the usual shoebox Chevys and C3 'Vettes and G-body muscle cars, and these two monuments to conspicuous consumption.
Caddysaurus and high-roller Roller.The consignments included this 1930 Marmon Big 8 sedan--the most accurately named car in the building.
It's big...really big.The judges considered awarding the Car Lust Trophy to this Chevy wagon...
A whole new approach to the "little red wagon" concept....and this Bicentennial Buick,...
Wouldn't you really rather have this one?...but neither of them could hold a candle to this Dodge A-100 boogie van conversion. Gonna boogie-oogie-oogie 'til we just can't boogie no more.--Cookie the Dog's Owner

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